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ifiwaschucknorris

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  1. I got a text saying I'm drunk, naked and you're cute. Best first impression ever!

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      ifiwaschucknorris

      Thas wash me (hic) Anie. I'm slurry but I jush can't tell you in pers(hic)...perso(hic)...per(hic)....myself.

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  2. I have a nasty cold.... I need to get spoiled with a man taking care of me... :(

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      I get the 200lb man colds like the NyQuil commercial.

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  3. i'm very passionate and intense, deal with it

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      Are you talking to yourself Anie? Hopefully you have some money in the bank or people will think you're crazy ;)

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  4. Think i've been banned from the flames facebook page for asking if the ticket giveaway they do could be for a winning team :(

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      Make it a scratch n sniff. Keep your expectations high pyro.

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  5. Today, the letter W is the most important in the alphabet.

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      Is it okay that the letter W was prefaced by The letters O and T? ;)

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  6. That awkward moment when you're sleeping and wake up because a certain show is on because you heard it line for line in your head.... wake up and no tv is on.... O_o

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      ifiwaschucknorris

      I hate when you dream your at work but its so real you feel lik you actually put in a full day....then you wake up and go to work. Bad times.

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  7. Anyone ever see Hobo With A Shotgun? It's so bad it's good.

  8. Anyone ever see Hobo With A Shotgun? It's so bad it's good.

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      I saw it. I laughed, I cried, I vomited in my mouth a little. It's an unabashed tribute the old grind house films and IMO it takes full advantage of the desensitization of society to push gore and sex even further than those grind house films did. That being said....I loved it. And I will never watch it again.

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  9. Just read an article that the Oilpatch is hurting for workers. Why then can I not get a job and they keep telling me I'm "overqualified"?

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      Thanks for the tips guys. The wife is really riding me about this :(

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  10. :confessionbear: I actually LIKE TSN because of Jay Onrait and Dan O'Toole.

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      Remember when jay won the Juno? That nights show was priceless.

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  11. LOL my rep has gone from -71 to -65 ..... I'm moving on up !!!

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      Are you comparing your forum rep to The Jeffersons? Lol

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  12. Had the honour to buy Jarome Iginla his coffee at Starbucks today! Best day of my life!!!!!!

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      Attaboy Wally. That's a classy move from a classy fan to a classy player.

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  13. So Erk Karlsson signed 7 years for 45.5. = 6.5 cap hit.

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      This is why the new CBA will increase the free agent age, to much money for such a small body of work.

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  14. So Erk Karlsson signed 7 years for 45.5. = 6.5 cap hit.

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      ifiwaschucknorris

      This is why the new CBA will increase the free agent age, to much money for such a small body of work.

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  15. Blah! Hate getting chirped by leaf fans!!!

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      You get to do your chirping in March...wen it matters ;)

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  16. 50 bucks if you can predict what I am thinking right now....

  17. wow, loved seeing someone represent a whalers hat, lol!

  18. Its official. Every single other team wants the Flames to miss the playoffs. Unbelievable.

  19. Its official. Every single other team wants the Flames to miss the playoffs. Unbelievable.

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      Not only is there no help. It semms like it's a conspiracy ;)

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  20. I posted a little tid bit about Cammalleri on the Darryl Sutter thread and didn't really get any response. I'm still wondering if I'm alone in my thinking; do you think Cammalleri is worth his $6M cap hit?

    1. ifiwaschucknorris

      ifiwaschucknorris

      I think he is worth more than Phaneufs 7M hit or whatever it is :P

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  21. Tangs out, should provide some opportunity for the younger players. Here's hoping some depth guys can step up.

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