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#1 happycat

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 08:14 AM

http://www.wantchina...=20120102000012

Somehow, alot of Beergirl1's posts were started by me, which leads me to suspect that Beergirl is a fake account used for "generic" stuff, (ie old threads), from when this board was an older board last year) and I was "Rastacat", but had to restart as "happycat", I don't know BBSes are crazy places.

I remember someone posting about a Chinese homeless man with "model eyes", and People and I had a rivalry to out do the weirdness.....

Anyways. This post is about a website called Taobao, (Chinese E-bay), where males posted themselves as escorts or something....

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Posted 07 January 2012 - 09:55 PM

http://www.wantchina...=20120108000010

Harry Potter Genetics class.

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 03:30 AM

http://edition.cnn.c...ld (RSS: World)

Workers threaten to jump, at the plant that makes Xbox. I wonder what achivement that would unlock? "Free at last!?" Achievement (China).

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 10:42 PM

Are you friggin kidding me?
http://m.edmontonsun...lub-not-illegal



An Ontario strip club that was the impetus for a law against so-called dwarf-tossing is at it again. The law never passed, so Leopard's Lounge & Broil, in Windsor, is holding another dwarf-tossing contest Saturday.
"Uncle Leos has invited back our little friend for the party of the year," says the club's Facebook page. "All skill levels of dwarf tossers are welcome to attend this event (from rookies to veterans to dwarf-tossing pros)."
Dwarf-tossing involves bar patrons throwing a little person volunteer, usually dressed in padded clothing, onto a mattress. Participants compete to see who can throw him or her the farthest.
Leopard's Lounge hosted a similar contest in 2003, which prompted area MPP Sandra Pupatello to introduce a private member's bill to make the activity illegal.
"This evening in my riding, a particular establishment is actually planning an event that includes dwarf-tossing. My community is up in arms. My phones have been besieged. The community is outraged that this event should be allowed to happen," Pupatello said to the legislature in June of that year.
The Dwarf Tossing Ban Act proposed a fine up to $5,000 and/or imprisonment up to six months for anyone who organizes or engages in a dwarf-tossing event, but it never got past first reading.
In his Golden Globe acceptance speech for Game of Thrones earlier this month, actor Peter Dinklage name-checked Martin Henderson and encouraged the audience to Google the name. Henderson is a four-foot-two aspiring actor in Britain who was badly injured after being tossed by a drunk man outside a pub in Somerset, England, in October. The 37-year-old told the U.K. Sun he can't get around without crutches or a wheelchair and fears his acting career is over.

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 01:25 PM



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Posted 30 January 2012 - 09:32 PM

http://www.csmonitor...nto-space-video

Canadian Teenagers sent Legoman into space. Sans, bazillion dollar "Virgin" rocket, or bazillion dollar Russian oligarchy space tourism, or Chinese Szhenzhou space walk.

if CANADIAN CHILDREN can do something like this, what would they be as ADULTS?

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 11:49 PM

4 construction bubbas throw live sticks of TNT at each other. As an extreme way to settle a dispute over a parking spot. Like what ever happened to non lethal punching or keying their car or something. That's what Bruce Lee would have done, and scream out Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!


http://www.chinacart...led-16-injured/

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 11:25 PM

http://www.ontheredc...-scenes/8531496

Harry Pothead and Philosopher's stoned. Oh Daniel, if only you were stoned.....

Anyways, you know that scene on Part 6 where he drinks a good luck potion, and takes Prof Slugworth to Hagrid's hut, to bury a spider, who's venom is very pricy and valuable (And Slugworth didn't see fit to bring MORE VIALS? or perhaps a big caldron? lol), harry was acting very very goofy. VERY GOOFY. as if he was stoned... I'm pretty sure that was one of the scenes he's talkings about.

Too much Butterbeer Harry?

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 09:02 AM

http://www.shanghaid...icle/?id=493349

Future Darwin Award recipient. boy tries to parachut with an UMBRELLA. the crazy thing is this ISN'T the only time he tried to defy cartoon physics. He has tried stunts like this multiple times.

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 07:52 AM

http://www.huffingto...ref=mostpopular

Man found dead in his repo-ed house.

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Posted 10 February 2012 - 05:18 PM

This crazy thank for making the post. :)

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Posted 15 February 2012 - 09:23 PM

http://shanghaiist.c...th_knife_th.php

Young Tranny Chinese man, cuts off his nads, when he complained of pain (and was denied pain killers), THEN when he couldn't stand the NEW pain, he found a near by hotel, and jumped to his death.

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 07:34 AM

http://www.guardian....ns-re-education


Tibetans herded into REEDUCATION camps. Way to go Harper you Evil evil man, continue to feed this monster that is the CPC, and allow MY PEOPLE mutate into Naziesque freaky stuff.

I for one WON'T be joining the CAMA (Christian and Missionary Alliance), As they say in the bible by the "Fruits ye shall know them". And Harper's "fruits" are very ver bitter and poisonous. In Muslim hell, there's a fruit that looks like Satan's face, It's the ONLY thing you can eat down there..When you eat it it's acidic! Tums Tum Tums Tums Tummmsssss (dum dum dum dum dummmm song). So looks like "First Alliance Church" is out of the question (Harper's, Mannings church).

I'm sorry as a human being, who values humans and dignity and stuff THIS draws the line Cama. God's people (humans), deserve MORE than THIS to be coral like cattle.

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 07:17 AM



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Posted 21 February 2012 - 10:38 AM

http://www.chinasmac...0-rmb-bill.html

A joker printed a design of some very cute kitties. Where it says 100, the Cat Messiah, looks like she's standing on a globe. MEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:06 AM

http://www.chinasmac...#comment-283471

3 Men crawl on leashes in public to promote women equality.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 02:21 AM

school girl jumps off roof NAKED!
http://www.shanghaid...icle/?id=495528

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 02:53 PM

This crazy thank for making the post. :)


This is a pretty interesting thread! :D

#19 happycat

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 12:18 AM

It WAS interesting a few years ago when Peeps and I had this competition finding REALLY screwed up stories. Peeps would win of course. He has great analyticial research skills. Like he posts here intimate CSIS level information about the goings of NHL and our team. I must possess his brains! His sexy Chinese-Canadian brains, so I can like score even higher on exams, and get rich and stuff.

Like Weirdness is MY Schitk, here, and I've been out weirded. Meow meow, I is humbled kitty curling up in to a cat ball.

But still I think "Beergirl", is just a generic repository where old threads went because I recognize the old "crazy news game", but it was started with beergirl1, but she was using MY words, and a few other threads started by "beergirl".

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 12:42 AM

http://www.japantoda...-olympics-berth

wow! I honestly hope this elderly Gentleman wins, if he hasn't done so alreay. But What is it about the Japanese? why do they live Soooooo long/ That old dude lives past his hundred. Or Japan's Run Run Shaw. Hell my dad, he's in his 60's has poor health... (obesity, and yet he still functions)... Man the baby boomers are going to be with us for a long time. Perhaps long enough for us to master stem cells, and rejuvination, The LAST generation to face off Death herself. Like LOOK AT THE QUEEN! She's still alive and healthy! I'd laugh if she out lives Run Run Shaw, scratch that Zha Zha Gabor! Boyd K Packer.




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