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The New Crazy News Thread.

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http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1103&MainCatID=11&id=20120102000012

Somehow, alot of Beergirl1's posts were started by me, which leads me to suspect that Beergirl is a fake account used for "generic" stuff, (ie old threads), from when this board was an older board last year) and I was "Rastacat", but had to restart as "happycat", I don't know BBSes are crazy places.

I remember someone posting about a Chinese homeless man with "model eyes", and People and I had a rivalry to out do the weirdness.....

Anyways. This post is about a website called Taobao, (Chinese E-bay), where males posted themselves as escorts or something....

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Are you friggin kidding me?

http://m.edmontonsun.com/2012/01/27/dwarf-tossing-contest-at-strip-club-not-illegal

An Ontario strip club that was the impetus for a law against so-called dwarf-tossing is at it again. The law never passed, so Leopard's Lounge & Broil, in Windsor, is holding another dwarf-tossing contest Saturday.

"Uncle Leos has invited back our little friend for the party of the year," says the club's Facebook page. "All skill levels of dwarf tossers are welcome to attend this event (from rookies to veterans to dwarf-tossing pros)."

Dwarf-tossing involves bar patrons throwing a little person volunteer, usually dressed in padded clothing, onto a mattress. Participants compete to see who can throw him or her the farthest.

Leopard's Lounge hosted a similar contest in 2003, which prompted area MPP Sandra Pupatello to introduce a private member's bill to make the activity illegal.

"This evening in my riding, a particular establishment is actually planning an event that includes dwarf-tossing. My community is up in arms. My phones have been besieged. The community is outraged that this event should be allowed to happen," Pupatello said to the legislature in June of that year.

The Dwarf Tossing Ban Act proposed a fine up to $5,000 and/or imprisonment up to six months for anyone who organizes or engages in a dwarf-tossing event, but it never got past first reading.

In his Golden Globe acceptance speech for Game of Thrones earlier this month, actor Peter Dinklage name-checked Martin Henderson and encouraged the audience to Google the name. Henderson is a four-foot-two aspiring actor in Britain who was badly injured after being tossed by a drunk man outside a pub in Somerset, England, in October. The 37-year-old told the U.K. Sun he can't get around without crutches or a wheelchair and fears his acting career is over.

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4 construction bubbas throw live sticks of TNT at each other. As an extreme way to settle a dispute over a parking spot. Like what ever happened to non lethal punching or keying their car or something. That's what Bruce Lee would have done, and scream out Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

http://www.chinacartimes.com/2011/08/02/chinese-workers-settle-parking-dispute-with-dynamite-4-killed-16-injured/

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http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Daniel-Radcliffe:-I-was-drunk-while-filming-some-Harry-Potter-scenes/8531496

Harry Pothead and Philosopher's stoned. Oh Daniel, if only you were stoned.....

Anyways, you know that scene on Part 6 where he drinks a good luck potion, and takes Prof Slugworth to Hagrid's hut, to bury a spider, who's venom is very pricy and valuable (And Slugworth didn't see fit to bring MORE VIALS? or perhaps a big caldron? lol), harry was acting very very goofy. VERY GOOFY. as if he was stoned... I'm pretty sure that was one of the scenes he's talkings about.

Too much Butterbeer Harry?

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/17/china-detains-tibetans-re-education

Tibetans herded into REEDUCATION camps. Way to go Harper you Evil evil man, continue to feed this monster that is the CPC, and allow MY PEOPLE mutate into Naziesque freaky stuff.

I for one WON'T be joining the CAMA (Christian and Missionary Alliance), As they say in the bible by the "Fruits ye shall know them". And Harper's "fruits" are very ver bitter and poisonous. In Muslim hell, there's a fruit that looks like Satan's face, It's the ONLY thing you can eat down there..When you eat it it's acidic! Tums Tum Tums Tums Tummmsssss (dum dum dum dum dummmm song). So looks like "First Alliance Church" is out of the question (Harper's, Mannings church).

I'm sorry as a human being, who values humans and dignity and stuff THIS draws the line Cama. God's people (humans), deserve MORE than THIS to be coral like cattle.

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It WAS interesting a few years ago when Peeps and I had this competition finding REALLY screwed up stories. Peeps would win of course. He has great analyticial research skills. Like he posts here intimate CSIS level information about the goings of NHL and our team. I must possess his brains! His sexy Chinese-Canadian brains, so I can like score even higher on exams, and get rich and stuff.

Like Weirdness is MY Schitk, here, and I've been out weirded. Meow meow, I is humbled kitty curling up in to a cat ball.

But still I think "Beergirl", is just a generic repository where old threads went because I recognize the old "crazy news game", but it was started with beergirl1, but she was using MY words, and a few other threads started by "beergirl".

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http://www.japantoday.com/category/sports/view/japanese-rider-in-his-70s-gets-olympics-berth

wow! I honestly hope this elderly Gentleman wins, if he hasn't done so alreay. But What is it about the Japanese? why do they live Soooooo long/ That old dude lives past his hundred. Or Japan's Run Run Shaw. Hell my dad, he's in his 60's has poor health... (obesity, and yet he still functions)... Man the baby boomers are going to be with us for a long time. Perhaps long enough for us to master stem cells, and rejuvination, The LAST generation to face off Death herself. Like LOOK AT THE QUEEN! She's still alive and healthy! I'd laugh if she out lives Run Run Shaw, scratch that Zha Zha Gabor! Boyd K Packer.

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http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1103&MainCatID=11&id=20120305000050

Two girls in China kill themselves, one wanted to reborn in Qing dynasty to make a film! (the government that preceeded the old republic, and Communism, only a hundred years ago). Anyways, she wanted to follow her friend, who killed herself because she lost a house key, and couldn't deal with the pressure and disapointment of her parents? (just get a key cut).

honestly, you can't make up the gong show like weirdness in China. It's like that weird country America, where weird stuff happens, but on a more larger scale.

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It WAS interesting a few years ago when Peeps and I had this competition finding REALLY screwed up stories. Peeps would win of course. He has great analyticial research skills. Like he posts here intimate CSIS level information about the goings of NHL and our team. I must possess his brains! His sexy Chinese-Canadian brains, so I can like score even higher on exams, and get rich and stuff.

Like Weirdness is MY Schitk, here, and I've been out weirded. Meow meow, I is humbled kitty curling up in to a cat ball.

But still I think "Beergirl", is just a generic repository where old threads went because I recognize the old "crazy news game", but it was started with beergirl1, but she was using MY words, and a few other threads started by "beergirl".

I mourn for all the epic threads we lost during those board transitions :(

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I mourn for old posters who all died of broken hearts, because Sutter stabbed it with a knife, and sacrificed them to his perverted version of the Puck Goddess, (a different sect), and she granted him immortal tenure, as long as he keeps on providing fresh young sacrifices. :_( (us)

Something tells me Sutter will be here for a very long time. :huh:

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I mourn for old posters who all died of broken hearts, because Sutter stabbed it with a knife, and sacrificed them to his perverted version of the Puck Goddess, (a different sect), and she granted him immortal tenure, as long as he keeps on providing fresh young sacrifices. :_( (us)

Something tells me Sutter will be here for a very long time. :huh:

Well, at least in Calgary you have a competitive team who battles hard instead of collapsing miserably (like some hockey team in Montreal.

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I mourn for all the epic threads we lost during those board transitions :(

Would be nice to see that one GDT about a chasity belt.

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